We are dam(n) happy to introduce a product and site that will provide you with the last dam(n) coaster you’ll ever need.
These new coasters are build to last, and may outlast your house, the table they are on, the earth underneath them, and you.
They stop liquids on the spot, won’t get picked up by the suction effect of a glass sitting on it, and technically can be used to build a house if you have enough of them.
Interested in finding out more? Stop by Dam(n)Coasters.com for more information and to get put on the contact list for the launch. If you do, you’ll get a 10% discount on your first order.